Marshall: Ted watches Star Wars in sickness and in health, in good times and in bad. Do you really think that you can pretend to like a movie that you actually hate for the rest of your life? Stella: I do. Marshall: Well, then, Ted's a lucky guy.
Barney: I don't want to be Robin's boyfriend. Lily: Well, what do you want, then? I don't know. Barney: I just want to be with her. All the time. I want to hear about her day and tell her about mine. I want to hold her hand and smell her hair. But I don't want to be her stupid boyfriend.
いつもと違う彼に喜んだ彼女は、お礼にと「彼はヤンキースの新しいセカンドだ」と言ってさっきのウェイトレス、エイプリルを連れてきて、"Have you met Barney?"をやった。戸惑う彼を残し、彼女は一人店を出る。彼はエイプリルに「俺はヤンキーじゃないんだ。俺は今出て行った彼女が好きなだけのただの男。でも彼女は俺と同じ気持ちにはなってはくれないんだ。だから行くよ」と言って、彼もまた一人で店を後にした。
Barney: Bimbos make me feel alive. Bimbos make me want to pretend to be a better man. This whole thing with Robin was just a fling, but at the end of the day, my heart belongs to bimbos.
Barney: You know who is confused? Bimbos. They're easily confused. It's one of the thousand little things I love about them. I love their vacant, trusting stares; their sluggish, unencumbered minds; their unresolved Daddy issues. I love them, Lily, and they love me. Bimbos have always been there for me, through thick and thin. Mostly thin. B-man don't do thick crust. What up?
Writers: Carter Bays, Craig Thomas Director: Pamela Fryman
Stars: Josh Radnor as Ted Mosby Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson Cobie Smulders as Robin Scherbatsky Jason Segel as Marshall Eriksen Alyson Hannigan as Lily Aldrin Bob Saget as Voice of Ted, 2030
Recurring Role: Sarah Chalke as Stella Zinman Lyndsy Fonseca as Daughter David Henrie as Son
Guest Star: Kyles Archer as Mark Johnson Nicole Taylor as Sexy Blonde Cedric Yarbrough as Paramedic #1 Dana de Celis as Angela Annie Abrams as Maxine Camila Greenberg as Jessica Heidi Lynne Herschbach as April Alonza Maxwell as Bartender Sidney Liss as Chili Dog Kid